Record: 157-158-6 (-19.4 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fucking shit. Germany was terrible in that first half. They had all of the chances and couldn’t finish shit and then fucked me defending. Ivory Coast had one chance in that first half and scored. One chance and Neuer couldn’t parry it away from the defender. Fucking atrocious. I should have just gone to the next game. I fucked it. I know it was a little bit of a dog but it still had a chance if Germany just cleaned up their defense. All they had to do was clean up their defense. Ivory Coast had a couple of chances in the second half but they were shit and they were the chances I would expect from them. They were pretty average and if we had the defense clean up on their one goal this would have hit. This one was just not good enough. I thought this would be my World Cup and it just hasn’t been. It hasn’t been up to standard even with me locked in on every game.
Lock: Cape Verde U0.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Sticking with the World Cup. We only get to watch this every four years so even though I am shit I still have to bet it. It also has to turn at some point. I will be on the right side of variance at some point. That some point is now. Cape Verde had their story. They had their big moment against Spain. A game where they played little to no offense. They were terrible in the final third with the very few chances they had. I am banking on Uruguay’s defense being half as good as Spain’s. They let up a bad one against Saudi but that isn’t happening again. That is all I need. I just need them to make a save or two and that is it. I am really not asking for much. Play defense. Don’t let these farmers score on you. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
Uruguay has shutout teams in 1/L2