Lunch Break Lock

Record: 158-159-6 (-19.5 units)

Recap:

Winner. That is how we finally get it done. After all of the bullshit we finally get saved. The goat missed a penalty and that is what got us there. Messi still got two and broke the record but that is all he had. He had 2 and Austria didn’t have a single goal and we got there. I knew it would be a little more defensive. I knew it wouldn’t be a goal fest. I was right and it was amazing. Thank you Messi for missing the pen. It was a soft pen as well so he did the right thing and wanted to break the record with class. We finally fucking win and now we need more.

Lock: Uzbekistan U0.5 1u to win 0.7u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Here we go. I know it’s juiced as shit. We aren’t winning a lot but I had to take it. I needed to take it. I had to take it after what the Uzebeks did to me last game. They had one bullshit chance and the dumbass Colombian keeper couldn’t save it. The Portugal keeper isn’t going to be a complete headass. This Uzbek team isn’t good and this is now the spot for them to not score shit. We get it back or at least some of what we lost we get back. It’s juiced but fuck it we ball. Give me this under.

Unbiased Stats:

Uzbekistan only goal last game was luck