Record: 169-167-7 (-17.8 units)
Recap:
Winner. Wow. We actually got there. They pulled him. They actually pulled him right before their break because they can with a healthy bullpen. I can’t believe the Rockies did the right thing. The worst team in the country did the right thing pulling their starter in the 70s through five innings. I can’t believe I actually got there. I really didn’t think they would pull him with only a pitch count in the 70s. I know he is shit snd the Rockies knew he is only a five inning pitcher but wow I can’t believe they did it. They did the right thing. We saw him fading away in the fourth inning where he had two outs but then started giving up walks and hits that would tie the game. He was at 71 to end the fourth so I was in it. I was until I thought I was dead after the fifth. 8 pitches in the fifth and like I said they pulled him. I can’t fucking believe I got there. I did because I trusted the stats. Brilliant. Fucking brilliant. I need more.
Lock: Courtney Williams U20.5 PA 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Depression. If tI thought yesterday was bad fuck was I wrong because today is true sports depression. We only have random bs tennis tournaments and two WNBA games. That’s it. No baseball. No soccer. It’s a day where the true degenerates are betting and no one else. I told myself I wouldn’t go back to the WNBA but at this point it feels like I am hostage and it is forcing me to take it. Surely, it cannot be as bad as the last one. Right? It better not be like that one and thank fuck Portland isn’t on the board or else I would have had flashbacks. We go with a player who is actually pretty good. Courtney Williams. She is a great and respected PG in the league. I remember years ago betting against her and I it went well so why not again. I know I said she is good but she can just be good in this spot. What I mean by that is they are going to kill Phoenix. They will kill Phoenix and the starters like Williams won’t play enough to hit this over. This line is too high for how she has been performing this season. This line is too high for how she performs when her team wins by double digits. This line is too high when you factor in that Phoenix will not allow her to kill them like she did in Phoenix. It’s the play the play the stats love and it’s the play I love. On such a dog shit day give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U20.5 PA in 8/L10
U20.5 PA in 7/L9 in double digit wins