Record: 0-1-1 (-1 units)
Recap:
Loser. Shit. The Royals are ass. What a dog shit way to start the year. This fucking piece of shit just put on a clinic. The Royals were just so shit and never caused him any problems. I mean not even close. One inning where they scored a run and that was it. I never had a chance. Not how I wanted to start the year. I also can’t be a soul less fuck which hurts me. Sheehans stats were great to go under but I couldn’t get myself to do it. I didn’t want to root against my Doyers on Sunday Night Baseball after fleecing the Tigers. I couldn’t do it but that should have been the play. I just couldn’t get myself to do it and it cost me. Sometimes it hurts to have a soul. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Brandon Pfaadt U2.5 1u to win 0.9uÂ
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Weekday. Thank fuck it is a weekday. I can go back to trusting pitchers. I don’t need to rely on dog shit teams and dog shit batters. Pfaadt is good for this number. Padres went cold last night at home. They are now on the road against a division rival who is fighting for the other wild card. Pfaadt is going to pitch well and he is also going to be on a short leash with this game being so important. I love it. He has pitched well against the Padres in the past and I love how he has been performing recently. This is how I get on the board. It’s this simple. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U2.5 in 6/L6
U2.5 in 3/L4 vs San Diego