Record: 13-19-1 (-7.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. Pain over and and over and over. It never fucking ends. One fucking bad pitch and I am sitting in shit. Sitting in shit like a fucking dumbass. 5 batters all easy. It was one fucking guy. It was one fucking pitch down the middle. The one guy you couldn’t do it too on either side of the ball. Devers had the power and it fucked me. For it to die in the top half and have to watch the bottom half look so fucking easy was debilitating. Look at that score in Arizona as well. Just fucking end me. Now look at the other innings right after the first in this game. I don’t know what to do. I am just tired. I hate losing more than anything. I lose sleep over this shit. I look for picks. I research picks. Every single day. Hours spent looking into games. For what? This? Fuck me. I fucking hate this sport. We have football tomorrow. I need football tomorrow even if the slate is small as shit. I can’t catch a break in baseball. Same apology as always in this shit run. I am sorry.
Lock: Minnesota/Eastern Illinois U52 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Football. Please save me. Please. Please. Please. Save me. We have four days of football and I need to crush it. I have to crush it. I am done getting crushed in baseball and I begging for football to not do the same. Week 1 is always filled with blowouts and I am expecting one here. I am not expecting a massive one though. Minnesota has started out slow in Week 1 for the past five years and that continues here. It is also Minnesota. Minnesota isn’t some flashy team that scores a shit ton of points. They play defense and they will handle Eastern Illinois. Eastern Illinois has also started off slow to start their seasons but they play defense. I know Minnesota is a different caliber from what they have placed before but they will have enough to not get annihilated. It’s where the money is going. I love this sport. I love this under. Give me it.
Unbiased Stats:
Minnesota averaging 22.75 points in Week 1 L5