Record: 13-22-1 (-10.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. 27.5 point underdog. -6000 ML. 37-1 all time vs the MAC. They never scored a touchdown. They never scored a fucking touchdown and I lose. Bryce Underwood may be the worst quarterback I have ever seen. 12 million dollars of complete shit. I can’t even explain how I am feeling right now. I wasn’t even wrong on the defense. I wasn’t wrong and I lost. Western Michigan was gifted six points. (I wrote all of that when the game should have ended with the first Hail Mary). Bryce is an absolute fucking loser celebrating that win. He is such a fuck head and now I am 10x more mad. That fucker celebrating as if he didn’t just show the entire country he robbed Michigan of 12 million. Holy shit is he bad. I said today “I was scared of Michigan’s offense,” and I was right. I was right but in the wrong way. They were shit and I could gave enjoyed this game for what it was if I just went with the under. They gifted Western Michigan 6 points. 12 seconds and you are on your own 22 to end the half. Why the fuck on you throwing it? Bryce showed he was shit that entire half and you decide to throw it? We avoid the pick six but those three cost us. Now, down the stretch and Michigan having the ball late I was honestly more scared of them with it than Western Michigan having the football. I don’t know how that could make sense with this pick but it happened. Bryce fumbled the ball and that was it. Actually, it wasn’t. Western Michigan could have ran out the clock. Well, they could have ran out the clock if they got two more yards which they had been doing all game running the ball. So naturally, they draw up a trick play direct snap to the running back and he muffs it. Brilliant. They honestly deserve some of the pain too for doing that dumb shit. Their kicker was lights out and that that. This defense only really gave up 6 points and I lose. A fucking joke. Such a fucking joke. It actually hurts writing this. I can’t believe what I have dealt with over the past week. I want to cry. I apologize. I am genuinely so sorry for myself.
Lock: Wisconsin 1H U6.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
“Life is not about how many times you fall down. It’s about how many times you get back up.” -Jaime Escalante
Needed some sort of motivation to keep going today after yesterday. I just want to feel a win. It is all I am asking for. I keep fighting. Get me in and out of this game. Wisconsin is shit. Notre Dame is one of the teams that can sadly win it this year and they will win it defensively. They are bigger and better than Wisconsin. They are going to play lights out in this first half and I won’t even have to deal with the rest. Wisconsin was very shaky to start games last season and there hasn’t been enough change in the offseason to make me think that will change. Notre Dame comes out big and only gives up a field goal to start. I need this. I desperately need this. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U6.5 in 7/L12