Lunch Break Lock

Record: 13-23-1 (-11.5 units)

Recap:

Loser. At some point I just have to keep losing. I am burning money but now this streak almost has to keep going because it’s such a joke. It is laughable how I am losing these picks. 10 points at half. One play with a blown coverage and that is that. Well actually not really. We lost because a college punter hit an absolute snipe of a 70 yard punt to land at the one. If you looked at it with the bounces you can’t say anything other than God wanted me to lose. A college kicker hit a 70 yard punt and pinned Notre Dame. We needed to stop them one time for a field goal. Of course, there is a blown coverage for a bomb of a touchdown. That’s that. Oh and the regular team total hit. It fucking hit and I have nothing. Again and again and again. It is pretty funny too how some of these bets are shit and then the moment I am out the team wakes up and they look like they should have looked all game. Wisconsin was physically dominant in the first half and then got their head caved in-in the second half. 10 points in the first half and 3 points in the second half. The team total went under and that pretty much explains where I am currently at in my life. I am in a pile of shit. I am losing money at an alarming rate that I don’t know how much more I can handle. Something needs to change. Lo siento.

Lock: FSU +3 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

It’s changing. Under’s aren’t working. They are not working and my brain isn’t working. It’s not even the unders fault. I love unders and I will never take the opposite. Something has to change and this was it. I like Florida State here. I wasn’t getting the proper 28.5 for SMU’s team total and this was the bet that made sense. It’s weird that it isn’t an under but this is it. Florida State at home. They played a game and should be prepared for this game even if they didn’t look great. They are going to be more up for a game against a ranked team. FSU is still a proper football school and I love getting points at home. It’s the one game of the day. I am begging that a team can get out of this. Give me this under.

Unbiased Stats:

FSU ATS was 5-1-1 at home last season