Lunch Break Lock

Record: 13-23-2 (-11.5 units)

Recap:

Push. WE DIDNT FUCKING LOSE. After 8 straight days burning money we ended the streak. We ended with of course a push. How else could this losing streak end? It had to end like this. I mean of course the game went under and SMU stayed under 27.5. Why of course that would happen. Honestly, I am so happy I didn’t lose money when I should have. Well I should have because FSU was horrid. They were getting bullied and were getting fucked on defense. I still can’t wrap my head around how some absolutely horrendous coaches have jobs and get millions of dollars. Millions of dollars are being spent on Norvell calling three runs in row with some looking the exact the same and failed and he continued to call them. I got out of the worst play calling I have ever seen with my money back. The only thing I was right about was SMU being sloppier. They had four turnovers and that’s what saved me. Even with FSU having the worst secondary and play calling known to man they only win by a field goal. I love this stat that they showed as well. 1-40 FBS in L41 when -4 turnover differential. My fucking luck. I somehow got out of a home stadium booing their coach and play calling with a push. I mean they were 0/10 on third down at one point. It was so bad to watch. It’s just hilarious how these plays are going. It’s just laughable and that’s it. 

Lock: Sean Burke U4.5 HA 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Back to the fucking mound. I didn’t get fucked yesterday but I didn’t win as well. This is my win. We go to the mound and we bet on a pitcher because that is what I do on a weekday. Burke has had himself a year. He is playing at home and the splits also favor him at home. The Pirates have dropped off drastically in their past thirty games. Burke has been great in his past ten. It is betting on the trends. I get a break from football and get into some baseball and I plan on winning with the mound. I need to get a win at some point and this is it. Give me this under.

Unbiased Stats:

U4.5 HA in 7/L10

U4.5 HA in 7/L10 on the road