Lunch Break Lock

Record: 39-53-2 (-17.2 units)

Recap:

Loser. Fuck. I mean instantly you could tell this was a loser. UCLA wanted it way more and were hitting shots. They also were getting the offensive rebounds and dominated second chance points and points off turnovers. They simply wanted it more. Arizona had dominated season openers in the past and of course they do not when I take them. An absolutely atrocious pick by me. I was scared of the MNF game and for good reason but I still went with dog shit. It is such a devastating way to start the college basketball season. I consider this my second favorite league to watch and bet and it hurts to start out like this. Fucking Arizona. No heart. Fucking shit. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Miami -5.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Give me MACtion. I need MACtion. I need the MACtion to save me from this slide. I want the real Miami here. Miami in the heartland of America. Miami is at home and I think they handle Buffalo. Buffalo is atrocious on the road. Both teams are rested but that means Miami is going to be more prepared for this game. It’s MACtion so let’s be honest anything can happen but I really like Miami here. It’s also election night and as people are frantically checking the polls I want to be frantically checking on MACtion. We also had a slim board and with how college basketball bent me over yesterday I wanted some good ole fashion college football. I mean this league is the purest form of football as well. I couldn’t go the entire year without betting MACtion so here we are. Give me Miami.

Unbiased Stats:

Miami covered 1/L1 vs Buffalo

Buffalo is 2/L7 ATS on the road