Lunch Break Lock

Record: 127-129-5 (-10.9 units)

Recap:

It lost. It never had a chance. I can’t sit here and sulk about it. It sucked but it’s the week of the tournament. I can’t fucking wait. This is two of the best days in sports. Action after action. I am betting every fucking game. It is tradition and I am going to have a great time. I really can’t wait. I have to get through tomorrow without college basketball and then it’s on. I am doing all the math and homework this week to have a great fucking tournament. I am going to see the board so clearly. This is going to be amazing.

Lock: Washington Capitals ML 1u to win 1u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

We are going to the ice. I have basketball all week and I don’t want my brain to get fucked for the tourney by watching shit NBA basketball. This is a great spot to take the Caps. They need this game. They are a couple points out of the wild card. The Flames are pretty much out of it unless they start a miracle run. This is the time of the year where you go with the teams that are hungry and need to win. That’s Washington. They need this win to keep their playoff push going. I know it’s away from home but they don’t terrible away from home. The Caps win this and we start the week of my life with a win.

Unbiased Stats:

Capitals have won 7/L9 against the Flames

Capitals have won 4/L6

Flames are 5-11 against opponents in the Metropolitan Division

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