Record: 118-129-6 (-25.5 units)
Recap:
Loser. Bad. Bad again. The Guardians were shit. Their bullpen was terrible. It wasn’t even close to being good. The Braves killed em. Absolutely throttled em. Not even close again. I am getting killed by baseball. It is really astonishing how bad I have been. It’s not good and it’s not fun at all. It really is shitty. It’s a really shitty feeling. I am putting my heart and soul in this and I am getting left with fuck all. Second highest scoring game of the day. Piss poor. I won’t quit but these are the runs that really make me question my existence. Is my life designed to just lose? Is this why I was born? Fucking hell my mind is cooked. I will just try and fire through it. It’s bad. It’s real fucking bad. Sorry doesn’t mean shit at this point.
Lock: Skenes U4.5 Hits Allowed 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I sit here depressed looking at the board. Sitting in my cubicle wanting to know if there is a way out. There probably isn’t. Everyone is talking about their weekend and all I have is dogshit. I have all of the dog shit. I am drowning in dog shit. Look at the record. Look at the units. I don’t know what has happened. I love sports. I love gambling yet I am fucking ass. I still show up today. I love it too much to quit. I am praying. I am desperately praying for a win. I am putting my faith in Skenes. Skenes to get outs. I need bloody outs but I simply just cant have hits. He is one of the best pitchers in the entire league and I am trusting him. The Nationals aren’t terrible but they don’t hit well against Skenes. Skenes has dominated against this lineup. He is at home. The Nationals are traveling. The Nationals are also due for regression. No better way to regress than against Skenes. This is it. I am desperate for one. I am hoping for one here. Give this one. Please for fucks sake.
Unbiased Stats:
U4.5 HA in 3/L3