Record: 9-10-1 (-2.1 units)
Recap:
Loser. Horrific. Absolutely horrific. With all of those stats and to lose in the second inning. Horrendous. He gave up one in the first and three in the second. This game became an absolute route for the Angels. I was not expecting that and I wasn’t expecting this shite performance from Lambert. It was pure shit. I never had a chance with how the Angels were hitting. They put up 18 total and half came against Lambert. Pure and utter shit. I don’t think you can have a worse loss. So I guess it is only up from here. Absolutely have to win tomorrow. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Courtney Williams U23.5 PRA 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I looked and looked at the MLB and found fuck all. I was on the verge of forcing something but I didn’t. So I went with what I know. I know I hate the WNBA for what the Fire did to me but I love betting against Williams. She isn’t that good. It’s not that she is bad but she knows her role in this team. Her role isn’t to score a shit tom of points and go off on her PRA. She doesn’t have to do that on this stacked team and I love taking it when it is in the 20s. I don’t think she breaks 20 in this spot against a pretty competent Mystics team. She is also on the road which is another bonus. When I don’t have shit for baseball on a Friday it is best to avoid it so that is exactly what I am doing. I love it. She bas been trending to go under in this spot and she will go under today. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U23.5 in 8/L10
U23.5 in 4/L5 vs Mystics