Record: 9-11-1 (-3.1 units)
Recap:
Loser. Fucking shit. That is why I don’t do WNBA. It isn’t fun… I hit on Williams once this year and I should have stopped and taken my win. Instead, I went back in the well and I paid the price. It wasn’t close. She was all over the court and hit over this number with ease. She was making everything and the Mystics did not seem to care. It was shit. Back to back days where I don’t even get close to a win. Not even a sweat which is shambolic. Piss poor and I am disgusted with myself. Back to back days where I really search for a win and I can’t find one. It should have been Rodriguez tonight. I know that is bullshit to say after it hits and I lose but it is true. He pitched a clinic and I went with some WNBA player that got her get back against me. It just felt so wrong going to the MLB when nothing stood out and I didn’t have the line I wanted for Rodriguez. I just fucked it. Absolutely fucked it. I am so sorry.
Lock: Tarik Skubal U4.5 HA 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
I am just running it again. I am going with someone that failed me last time but will not fail me this time. We are do for a vintage Skubal clinic. It has to be this time. This has to be it. He fucked me last time and he can’t fail me again. He simply cannot. He is going to shove. He is going to throw lights out at home to a Pirates team that has fallen off. Listen, we fucked around yesterday thinking we can go to the well twice and now we are doing the opposite. We are going in and getting our money back. The Pirates are coming off a loss last night in extras and they aren’t ready for this Southern California sun. It will affect their hitting and they aren’t doing shit today. Skubal please save me. Get me this under. I need this under. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U4.5 in 7/L10
U4.5 in 5/L7 at home