Record: 156-155-6 (-17.3 units)
Recap:
Winner. That is how it’s done. I head to the mound and I win. Scary first three innings. I mean it looked real bad. Quick innings with nobody getting on. I was ready to give up hope but then I remembered that he isn’t a six inning pitcher. He was bound to fuck up even if he was facing just the Rockies. I remembered my research and my analysis and it finally came through in the fourth. He finally began shitting the bed. He gave up a HR and RBI Double. He wasn’t pulled but I felt good with the top of the order coming up in the 5th and him already starting to lose it he would lose it again with his form. He lost it in the 5th. Two walks but got a strikeout and they actually just pulled him. We get there. I knew he didn’t have what it would take go more than 5. He hasn’t performing well enough to last this long and the Cubs didn’t allow him to keep going after he lost it. Brilliant. Fucking brilliant. On a day of World Cup games going over we do what it takes and get a win in baseball.
Lock: Uzbekistan U0.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Back to the World Cup. These shit teams are shit for a reason. Uzbekistan isn’t good. All of Asia is shit and that is the only reason they got here. This team wouldn’t stand a chance in South America. Fuck they wouldn’t stand a chance in North America. This team is just happy to be here in the US and in the World Cup. Colombia is on a mission to make a run. They are going to make a deep run. It starts with smashing the Uzebeks. We know they are just going to sit back and have no real desire to attack. They sit back and they don’t score. Simple as that. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
U0.5 in 1/L2