Record: 29-42-2 (-15.1 units)
Recap:
Loser. Dumb shit. Everything went over. The NFL game. The two playoff games. This dumb ass bet. Everything. He had a terrible outing compared to his averages and yet he still went over on his outs. You can’t make up that dumb shit. It was dead from the jump. He gave up two hits in the first and it was toast. Fucking toast. He gave up 8 hits, 2 runs, and went 6 innings with this guys. Everything over. I was scared of a lot of lines today and for good reason because they all went over. It was fucking dumb. I wish I could just make money knowing when unders are shit but I can’t get myself to do that. I like unders through and through. I am continuing to sit in shit and it hurts. It hurts a lot. Same shit every year where I end up in a dumbass hole and I can’t get out. It’s as if I like to lose money. Fuck. I am sorry.
Lock: Devils/Red Wings U6.5 1u to win 0.9u
Groundbreaking Analysis:
Here we go. I hate the playoff series. I absolutely hate it for unders. We have gotten our shit rocked too many times this season by baseball and I need a break. Let’s try hockey. I am going to this game not because the tickets were $15 but because the spot is perfect for an under. I am going to be in and out of this game because of how little goals there will be. We are going to get a clean sixty minutes of hockey. The Devils are coming into this game after having played last night at home. They only scored one goal yesterday and now are in Detroit facing a well rested Red Wings team. The Red Wings lost their last game but it was a 0-0 shootout loss. Their defense is there and they are going to still have it at home against a tired New Jersey. This is the perfect spot for the under and to start my 26-27 NHL season. Give me this under.
Unbiased Stats:
Devils U6.5 in 5/L6
Red Wings U6.5 in 3/5 this season