April 2026

Record: 124-132-6 (-23.1 units) Recap: Winner. We do it again. Could I have gone totals?

Record: 123-132-6 (-24.0 units) Recap: Winner. We do it again. We hit again. We got

Record: 122-132-6 (-24.9 units) Recap: Winner. We got there again. We did it again. We

Record: 121-132-6 (-25.8 units) Recap: Winner. We stay alive in the NBA. We finally get

Record: 120-132-6 (-26.7 units) Recap: Loser. Both games went under. I chose a guy who

Record: 120-131-6 (-25.7 units) Recap: Loser. Ha. Ha. Ha. Dead in the first fucking inning.

Record: 120-130-6 (-24.7 units) Recap: Loser. Not fun. Shit. I did not miss this feeling.

Record: 120-129-6 (-23.7 units) Recap: Winner. We won. We didn’t get fucked. We got the

Record: 119-129-6 (-24.6 units) Recap: Winner. We did it. We did it Joe. We finally

Record: 118-129-6 (-25.5 units) Recap: Loser. Bad. Bad again. The Guardians were shit. Their bullpen

Record: 118-128-6 (-24.5 units) Recap: Loser. Really can’t make up the way I am losing

Record: 118-127-6 (-23.5 units) Recap: Loser. I’m just so bad. Why do I think I’m

Record: 118-126-6 (-22.5 units) Recap: Loser. Never again. I am officially out on hockey. Done

Record: 118-125-6 (-21.5 units) Recap: Winner. We did it. We finally did it. We got

Record: 117-125-6 (-22.4 units) Recap: Push. It really is remarkable how we can’t get a

Record: 117-125-5 (-22.4 units) Recap: Winner. We get there on the last day of the

Record: 116-125-5 (-23.3 units) Recap: Loser. Embarrassing. This is absolutely embarrassing. Three terrible and not

Record: 116-124-5 (-22.3 units) Recap: Loser. It’s bad. I have been really, really bad. Mara

Record: 116-123-5 (-21.3 units) Recap: Loser. Pathetic. I am a pathetic excuse of a human.

Record: 116-122-5 (-20.3 units) Recap: Loser. Pain. Shit. Heartbreaking. Infuriating. Debilitating. What the fuck just

Record: 116-121-5 (-19.3 units) Recap: Loser. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Three losses in a row. Fucking

Record: 116-120-5 (-18.3 units) Recap: Loser. Not fun. It’s never fun losing. I guess I