2026

Record: 27-38-2 (-13.0 units) Recap: Winner. We did it. We did it Joe. We got

Record: 26-38-2 (-13.9 units) Recap: Loser. I mean, really? Are we serious? How many years

Record: 26-37-2 (-12.9 units) Recap: Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Our defense never had it. They never

Record: 26-36-2 (-11.9 units) Recap: Winner. We fucking get there. We actually get there. We

Record: 25-36-2 (-13.7 units) Recap: Sickening. Fucking sickening. A single fucking point. Again. We sit

Record: 25-35-2 (-12.7 units) Recap: Fucking sad. So fucking sad. We get hooked. We were

Record: 25-34-2 (-11.7 units) Recap: Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid,

Record: 25-33-2 (-10.7 units) Recap: You have to be fucking kidding. One fucking pitch and

Record: 25-32-2 (-9.7 units) Recap: Winner. We fucking get there. I was dead wrong on

Record: 24-32-2 (-10.6 units) Recap: Loser. Fucking shit. 16-0 at half. The Broncos look dead

Record: 24-31-2 (-9.6 units) Recap: Loser. We lose by a couple of inches. I still

Record: 24-30-2 (-8.6 units) Recap: Winner. We get there once again. We find our spot

Record: 23-30-2 (-9.5 units) Recap: Loser. Not great. The Packers are shit. They are really

Record: 23-29-2 (-8.5 units) Recap: Winner. We got there. We fucking got there. I kept

Record: 22-29-2 (-9.4 units) Recap: Loser. It was his fucking runs. I needed to go

Record: 22-28-2 (-8.4 units) Recap: Winner. Buy low and sell high. It’s that bloody simple.

Record: 21-28-2 (-9.3 units) Recap: Loser. Fuck. Last Sunday we got the under on the

Record: 21-27-2 (-8.3 units) Recap: Winner. We get right back to winning. A perfect game

Record: 20-27-2 (-9.2 units) Recap: Loser. Fuck. Fucking fuck. I knew it was cooked once

Record: 20-26-2 (-8.2 units) Recap: Winner. Again. That is why we do what we do.

Record: 19-26-2 (-9.1 units) Recap: Winner. We fucking get there. We get there again with

Record: 18-26-2 (-10.0 units) Recap: Winner. We fucking get there. We hit the mound and

Record: 17-26-2 (-10.9 units) Recap: Loser. Chiefs and Broncos had it early. I wasn’t prepared

Record: 17-25-2 (-9.9 units) Recap: Winner. WE FUCKING GOT THERE. 40 points on the dot.

Record: 16-25-2 (-10.8 units) Recap: Winner. It is the epitome of under and perfect football.

Record: 15-25-2 (-11.7 units) Recap: Winner. We fucking get there. We had two touchdowns in

Record: 14-25-2 (-12.6 units) Recap: Loser. I lose down under. I have never been so

Record: 14-24-2 (-11.6 units) Recap: Winner. Wow. This is it. This is what winning feels

Record: 13-24-2 (-12.5 units) Recap: Loser. I mean come on. I am not surprised but

Record: 13-23-2 (-11.5 units) Recap: Push. WE DIDNT FUCKING LOSE. After 8 straight days burning

Record: 13-23-1 (-11.5 units) Recap: Loser. At some point I just have to keep losing.

Record: 13-22-1 (-10.5 units) Recap: Loser. 27.5 point underdog. -6000 ML. 37-1 all time vs

Record: 13-21-1 (-8.5 units) Recap: Loser. I have nothing to say. 22 point first half.

Record: 13-20-1 (-7.5 units) Recap: Loser. Dead wrong. I mean listen it was over in

Record: 13-19-1 (-7.5 units) Recap: Loser. Pain over and and over and over. It never

Record: 13-18-1 (-6.5 units) Recap: Loser. I just can’t. I am dome with this sport.

Record: 13-17-1 (-5.5 units) Recap: Loser. Fucking dog shit again. Fucking dog shit. Couldn’t even

Record: 13-16-1 (-4.5 units) Recap: Loser. You have to be fucking kidding me. One fucking

Record: 13-15-1 (-3.5 units) Recap: Winner. We get there. I thought we lost after the

Record: 12-15-1 (-4.4 units) Recap: Winner. He gave up the runs but he did not