Lunch Break Lock

Record: 152-153-6 (-18.9 units)

Recap:

Loser. One of the craziest games ever and we sit here in shit. Not just one of the craziest games ever but one of the craziest games ever that just went under. Why was it crazy? Well we had a fix in the first half. First foul on Towns atrocious. The second one was even more egregious when you factor in that they fucking reversed a foul call. It was utter bullshit. It was such fucking bullshit. It didn’t stand a chance after that. He was going to obliterate Robinson and he did. Factor in two free throws with a three second call and an idiotic flagrant on Wemby and we were dead. He went under on the game. The game went under. I am a wreck. I am so fucking shit. I mean what a game and second half and now all I can think about is how shit of a pick. So fucking bad. It’s not fun. I can’t pick anything. I can’t do anything right. It is fucking awful. I want to win. I want to win more than anything and I am failing. I fucking suck. Fuck. This shit hurts. Fuck. I am sorry.

Lock: Golden Knights/Hurricanes U6.5 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

Sometimes you just need to crash out. It’s too high and it is due. Give me the Stanley Cup again. This bullshit has to stop at some point. It stops now. We get the tight game. We get the game that is close. We don’t have the own goals. We don’t have the bullshit start to games. It ends now. We get the defense. We get the Stanley Cup defense we expect to happen in the Stanley Cup. The goalies step up and it’s tight. I am a stubborn fuck and I need this under here. It’s that fucking simple. Just be regular non chaotic hockey game for one game. One game. That is all I am asking. The line is pushed up. Give me this under. 

Unbiased Stats:

Every game can’t go over.