Lunch Break Lock

Record: 2-2-1 (-0.2 units)

Recap:

Winner. We got there. We bloody got there. Bibee was phenomenal. He was pitching a clinic with all of the strikeouts. He did have some trouble with home runs but those were the only hits. That’s why we took the hits. He gave up runs but that didn’t matter. Another tricky part were the errors. Are they good or bad for this bet? Obviously, you want the outs but the errors did cause his pitch count to increase as well as they saved us from being hits. We had two of them and that’s what I guess got us there. I am still torn on them but in this instance they hit so I don’t have to hyper analyze them. He had 10 Ks with 4 hits. Perfect. He didn’t go long as well so the sweat late wasn’t an issue in this one. We get back on track after yesterday and now we need to win.

Lock: Panthers/Cardinals U35 1u to win 0.9u

Groundbreaking Analysis:

I can’t believe it. We are here. We are actually here. I found a total that is in the 30s. It has been so long. We are finally heading to Canton and we get to see a  football line. We made it. I have to bet it. I have no other choice. We are also due for an under in the Hall of Fame Game. We have gotten rinsed the past two years but it is time for a win. We are due for a real under in this game. We are getting a lot of points for this game. I am expecting competent defenses and shitty offenses. It’s the Cardinals who are going to be one of the worst teams in the league especially offensively against the mid Panthers. Obviously it’s going to be reserves but if their starters are shit then there reserves have to be shit as well. This is it. This game gets us started in the football season. I am so excited to see that yellow line on my TV.  I love it. This is going to be our year for football and it starts now. Give me this under.

Unbiased Stats:

Panthers under in 2/L3 preseason

Cardinals under in 2/L3 preseason