July 2026

Record: 176-170-8 (-14.5 units) Recap: Loser. Mf. Fucking mf. We lose in one inning. One

Record: 176-169-8 (-13.5 units) Recap: Winner. Fucking hell. That is the variance right there. We

Record: 175-169-8 (-14.4 units) Recap: Weather delay. Fuck the weather. Nothing. That’s it. I was

Record: 175-169-7 (-14.4 units) Recap: Loser. Fuck. We were running so hot. We were due

Record: 175-168-7 (-13.4 units) Recap: Winner. Not a single goal. Not a single fucking goal.

Record: 174-168-7 (-14.3 units) Recap: Wow. We actually got there. We fucking did it. We

Record: 173-168-7 (-15.2 units) Recap: Winner. We do it again. He was able to hold

Record: 172-168-7 (-16.1 units) Recap: Winner. This fucking guy looked like an actual HOF. I

Record: 171-168-7 (-17.0 units) Recap: Loser. That sucks. I was dead on about the over

Record: 171-167-7 (-16.0 units) Recap: Winner. We do it again. We are turning it around

Record: 170-167-7 (-16.9 units) Recap: Winner. We fuckin get there. Did I possibly forget about

Record: 169-167-7 (-17.8 units) Recap: Winner. Wow. We actually got there. They pulled him. They

Record: 168-167-7 (-18.7 units) Recap: Winner. We get there again. What a play and what

Record: 167-167-7 (-19.6 units) Recap: Winner. That’s how you fucking rebound. You don’t chase. I

Record: 166-167-7 (-20.5 units) Recap: Loser. Well… I should have gone with the World Cup.

Record: 166-166-7 (-19.5 units) Recap: Winner. You just got to love the stats. You don’t

Record: 165-166-7 (-20.4 units) Recap: Loser. Shit. Not good. Bad. Very bad actually. Egypt scored

Record: 165-165-7 (-19.4 units) Recap: Winner. Easy fucking winner. Not a push but a straight

Record: 164-165-7 (-20.3 units) Recap: Loser. We get done by a dog shit pen. These

Record: 164-164-7 (-19.3 units) Recap: Winner. Same shit as yesterday. Too many goals for a

Record: 163-164-7 (-20.2 units) Recap: Winner. Wow. We got there. We didn’t even push and

Record: 162-164-7 (-21.1 units) Recap: Winner. Wow. we hit again. Did we get absolutely saved?

Record: 161-164-7 (-22.0 units) Recap: Winner. We finally win. We finally fucking win. My beloved

Record: 160-164-7 (-22.9 units) Recap: Dogshit… again. I have not clue what Ecuador was doing

Record: 160-163-7 (-21.9 units) Recap: Dogshit. Fucking dogshit. We get fucked right at the last